1. actuates:

    HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
    1. Get the ball
    2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
    3. Run.

    (via sniffing)

  2. thealphapigeon:

    -annoying:

    you know my name not my

    Overwhelming desire to become a pigeon. Words cannot express my dire need to have beautiful grey feathers and glorious wings so that I may fly and feast upon dropped hotdogs and breadcrumbs.

    (via nerdswearglasses)

    poyzn:

    Quick and simple lifehacks.

    (via suprise-bitch-i)

  3. (Source: ruinedchildhood, via gnarly)

    paramorre:

    All Time Low- A Love Like War [Watch]

    (via besideyu)

  4. humorstop:

    Look closely…

    (via nerdswearglasses)

  5. -anch0rs-:

    I GOT NEW VANS AND THEY’RE FUCKING PEACOCK VANS. HOW FUCKING COOL IS THAT OMG

    if you delete the fucking caption ill fuck you up :)

    (via dunk1ndonuts)

  6. (Source: lifehacks247, via youngclassics)

  7. dilemmemily:

    one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves

    (via pizza)

  8. paxamgays:

    *waited 4 hours to hear fall out boy play just my songs know what you did in the dark or dance dance probably*

    (via whatacatchstump)